im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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