I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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