We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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