if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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