I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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