Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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