That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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