Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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