It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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