just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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