She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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