READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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