i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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