I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize