i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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