Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He is an equal opportunity slut.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
