I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
