also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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