I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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