yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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