There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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