I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Randomize
