haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Randomize
