I will die if light touches me.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
