the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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