I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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