Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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