I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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