Yo dont text me then not text me
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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