You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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