I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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