its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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