Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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