should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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