He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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