like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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