I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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