ugly people sure do ruin things
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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