Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
There are leaves in my underwear?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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