When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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