There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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