Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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