Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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