When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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