This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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