did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Enjoy the penises
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
