Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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