If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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