what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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