Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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