"it" just moved
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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