I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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