I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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