Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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