can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
