you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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