how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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