Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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