Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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